Valentines Day is the most romantic day of the year... NOT the case if you're single. It's depressing, and pretty shit and it is getting closer. So for all you singletons here is how to survive that dreaded day!
1. Eat your feelings
2. Have dinner with your cats
3. Pretend Harry Styles is your boyfriend
4. Watch 'The Break-up' - there's no happy ending
5. Listen to 'Tori Kelly - Dear No-One'
6. Sleep (other animals/cuddly toys suitable)
7. Buy a paper bag and put it over you're head. (make sure to cut out holes for eyes and mouth)
8. Buy a bottle of jager and shot it
HAHA. Just kidding. Everyone is doing serious Valentines Day posts so I thought I'd add a bit of humour. Obviously, it's only depressing if you let it depress you. So pity those who have to spend money on presents when you can spend it on new clothes! Woohooo.
Have a Happy Valentines Day, and please don't take this post seriously! lots of love! x
This is hilarious!
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thankyou and will do! :)
DeleteHaha, awesome, lets hope no one takes some of these tips seriously, I don't want to spot a depressed singleton walking round town with a paperbag on their head!!
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i hope not, haha! thank you so much and i'll check it out now :)
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Really funny post!
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thankyou :) hope you enjoyed!
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